I think the word depression has a little semantic problem. No one would agree that Depression is in any way Depressurizing.
In words of Parker & Stone: (singing) “Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?” Seriously you guys.
My nose woke up feeling athletic. She has this thing for track and field.
Twitter’s gonna be a great tool for Jesus’ 2nd coming. It’ll be real easy for people to “follow”.
Procrastinating will eventually make me a productive person.
Kobe. Who the hell names their son after meat? Is his brother Angus, his sister USDA? His retarded cousin Beef Jerky?
I’m well known for being a Morning Person. A very Bitter and Angry Morning Person.
I don’t know why these things amuse me, but today I realized why pancakes are called pancakes. Cause they’re cakes, in a pan.
I’m easily amused.
What’s with the “Pissed Off” expression? Was someone so angry he peed himself? Or someone peed himself and got so angry he felt like: “Dammit, I’m pissed!” And why off, pissed off? ”I’m pissed… but not in my pants, more like off my pants. So, I’m pissed but off, pissed off. Dammit.” I still have a lot to learn from US culture.
I’m actually a lot more interesting when you get to not know me.
Andrew Keller (CP+B) on Failure
“We have to encourage it (failure) in each other rather than fear it. Because fear of failure means the end of creativity.” Does that mean that I would have the right attitude if I’m afraid of success?
Sometimes I wonder
Yesterday I spent the whole day wondering. It was a wonder-full day.
Through thorough investigation, I came to the conclusion that I will never be able to thoroughly understand the correct use of the words thorough, through and trough.
Is it already “probablier” to die in a plane crash than to be struck by lightning?
Michael Jackson Breaking News
Sources say that Michael Jackson “blacked-out” before dying.
Air France Plane Crash
According to CNN.com “Autopilot not working when Air France jet crashed…” Really? Is that what a one month investigation concluded? Silly me thinking Autopilot made his algorithms and concluded the best solution was to take a plunge in the middle of the ocean.