July 2009
21 posts
Depression
I think the word depression has a little semantic problem. No one would agree that Depression is in any way Depressurizing.
Jul 10th
Transformers 2
In words of Parker & Stone: (singing) “Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?” Seriously you guys.
Jul 10th
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Jul 3rd
Runny
My nose woke up feeling athletic. She has this thing for track and field.
Jul 3rd
Twisus
Twitter’s gonna be a great tool for Jesus’ 2nd coming. It’ll be real easy for people to “follow”.
Jul 3rd
Procrastinating
Procrastinating will eventually make me a productive person.
Jul 3rd
Kobe Beef
Kobe. Who the hell names their son after meat? Is his brother Angus, his sister USDA? His retarded cousin Beef Jerky?
Jul 3rd
Morning
I’m well known for being a Morning Person. A very Bitter and Angry Morning Person.
Jul 3rd
Pancakes
I don’t know why these things amuse me, but today I realized why pancakes are called pancakes. Cause they’re cakes, in a pan.
Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
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WOW!
I’m easily amused.
Jul 2nd
Pissed
What’s with the “Pissed Off” expression? Was someone so angry he peed himself? Or someone peed himself and got so angry he felt like: “Dammit, I’m pissed!” And why off, pissed off? ”I’m pissed… but not in my pants, more like off my pants. So, I’m pissed but off, pissed off. Dammit.” I still have a lot to learn from US culture.
Jul 2nd
Interesting
I’m actually a lot more interesting when you get to not know me.
Jul 2nd
Andrew Keller (CP+B) on Failure
“We have to encourage it (failure) in each other rather than fear it. Because fear of failure means the end of creativity.” Does that mean that I would have the right attitude if I’m afraid of success?
Jul 2nd
Sometimes I wonder
Yesterday I spent the whole day wondering. It was a wonder-full day.
Jul 2nd
Through
Through thorough investigation, I came to the conclusion that I will never be able to thoroughly understand the correct use of the words thorough, through and trough.
Jul 2nd
Probabilities
Is it already “probablier” to die in a plane crash than to be struck by lightning?
Jul 2nd
Michael Jackson Breaking News
Sources say that Michael Jackson “blacked-out” before dying.
Jul 2nd
Air France Plane Crash
According to CNN.com “Autopilot not working when Air France jet crashed…” Really? Is that what a one month investigation concluded? Silly me thinking Autopilot made his algorithms and concluded the best solution was to take a plunge in the middle of the ocean.
Jul 2nd